New technology tells you what your horse thinks

[Elaine]

What horses think

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Have you ever thought how much simpler life would be if you knew what your horse was thinking? Ever wonder why your horse does the things he does? The solution has arrived! Using the wonders of modern technology, recent advances in equine telepathy and horse telecommunications coupled with the latest equine neurological thought processes research, we now bring you an app that does what you always dreamed of – tells you exactly what your horse is thinking – right now!!! Check what your horse is thinking when you are at work, at home, or standing right beside him!

Note: The terms “equine neurological thought processes research”, “equine telepathy”, “horse telecommunications” and “tells you exactly what your horse is thinking” may not be entirely accurate – but a lot of fun!